September 2010
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So, I’m back to feeling like a failure, as I have just discovered my college program’s YouTube page. It seriously makes me want to go to grad school.
http://www.youtube.com/user/scrippsjschool#p/u/0/1JsGqlY_1Pc
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So my friend is drunk at a bar in Columbus after...
Lacey: There's a bachelorette party at this bar we're at and she's carrying around a blow-up doll with a huge penis. You so should have come, it would have been fun!
Me: If I ever get married, you can make me carry around a doll like that.
Lacey: Yes, I will! And I will make every guy in the bar sign it! She's currently doing a shot out of the doll's asshole. Not kidding!
"The stupid rap method."
I have talked to a few of my friends about this. Now I am sharing it with the world because the love of my life, Mr. Justin Randall Timberlake, has committed the sin of the “stupid rap method.”
First of all, I may be the whitest girl ever, but I love me some rap and r&b. I love jamz. I think we all know this. But I thought I would preface it. I even like the ones that I know are...
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Today I just feel like crying. This is weird because I have no idea why. On the verge of tears for no real reason. Awesomeeee.
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On "success."
So, being bored and couch-bound while being glued to an episode of Criminal Minds on TV, I played the, “What can I Google on my Blackberry?” game. Apparently I always need to be multitasking or I feel “off.” I know this is not good, but whatever. Commercials annoy-slash-bore me.
Anyway. I Googled a girl I went through middle and high school with. She was my best friend...
I love Jane Lynch as Spencer Reid’s mom. That is all.
Watcheverythingharrypotter:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 trailer
Why do all radio stations go to commercial at the same time?
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headphone-trippers:
eskimoswim:
Alkaline Trio...
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My phone tells me it’s supposed to be 90 degrees twice this week. Whhhhyyyyyyy?
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I have at least one idea for my Halloween costume.
I’m pretty excited about it, too. Because I’d only need to buy one item.
As a P.S. to the last entry:
That entry is highlighted because it was one of the entires we focused on in my grammar and editing class in 2006. I seriously miss college, guys.
I must forgo the Interwebz or I will get nothing done.
*I just checked the 2006 AP Stylebook to determine which version of forgo is correct. I won. *I kind of want a new Stylebook because mine is old. *I feel like a nerd.
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lulz
Adam: Do you have plans this weekend? Ashleigh: I’ll probably just go home and take a nap, since I have nothing better to do.
Adam: Is that an emo potato?
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Tumblr app, o Tumblr app
Do you work?
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Amor fati
tamburina:
Amor fati is a Latin phrase coined by Nietzsche loosely translating to “love of fate” or “love of one’s fate”. It is used to describe an attitude in which one sees everything that happens in one’s life, including suffering and loss, as good. Moreover, it is characterized by an acceptance of the events or situations that occur in one’s life.
The phrase is used repeatedly in...
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I’ve decided (illogically, of course) that the reason I am bad at math is because my brain is 85% song lyrics. Why yes, I can recite the chorus to “It’s the Things You Do” by Five off the top of my head, but if you gave me an algebra problem, I’d need at least five minutes.
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Random Blackberry Messenger Conversations Edition:
Ashleigh: It's supposed to rain tomorrow.
Senay: I like rain! Missy Elliott doesn't though. Shame, shame.
Ashleigh: She can't stand it, from what I hear. Against her window, especially.
Senay: What does she do when she is in her jeep?
Ashleigh: I think she's looking for the keys still. Beep beep.
Random E-mails From Work Edition:
Carol: I have Blow Pops!
Ashleigh: Yay! I have an exercise troll! With sweatbands and everything!
Carol: No way! I will have to come over and see him/her!
Ashleigh: It's a she. She seems to have bosoms.
Carol: Yeah, that's the only way to tell on a troll.
Ashleigh: If someone monitors our e-mails, this would be the one I want them to read.
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