So my friend is drunk at a bar in Columbus after the OSU game.
Lacey: There's a bachelorette party at this bar we're at and she's carrying around a blow-up doll with a huge penis. You so should have come, it would have been fun!
Me: If I ever get married, you can make me carry around a doll like that.
Lacey: Yes, I will! And I will make every guy in the bar sign it! She's currently doing a shot out of the doll's asshole. Not kidding!
